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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



HairyHammer 6:17 Sun Jan 24
New song for Dmitri Payet
The most famous French song ever is Edith Piaf's ' Je ne regrette rien' please Youtube it .

Nothing will make a player from a different country respect his fans more than a chant or song that is created with a song that is very famous in there own country.

It is a little more difficult than Achy breaky but that is a rip off anyway,
(To the tune of Je ne regrette rien, Edith Piaff)

OH DIMITRI PAYEEEEEEEEET,
OH, OH DIMITRI PAYEEEEEEEET,
YOUR THE ONE, YOU BRING THE SUN,
THIS COULD BE LOVE,
AND WE CANT GET ENOUGH.

OH DIMITRI PAYEEEEEEEEEET,
OH , OH DIMITRI PAYEEEEEEEEEEET,
WHEN YOU PLAY, ITS SO GREAT, ALWAYS BRAVE
YOU PLAY THE WEST HAM WAYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

Johnson 6:18 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
No

whufcroe 6:19 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Jesus wept

CHH 6:20 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
I love her the crazy Mexican Singer

Mr Polite 6:21 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Blimey - and I thought it was Hairy Spotter that was the troubled drunk

cpt caveman 6:22 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Stop now pls

I.want.that.one 6:24 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
I'm embarrassed

Far Cough 6:24 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
The little Sparrow gives a massive thumbs down*

Northern Sold 6:29 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
* blows own jaw off with a thompson sub machine gun *

JohnnyL 6:29 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Surely if you did this it should with lyrics to the Marseilais ... Or however you spell it !! ... But also more uplifting !

HairyHammer 6:34 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
If none of you can understand creativity and you cannot sing, its not my bloody fault.
Carry on with your stolen unoriginal version of Achy breaky/

A lot of you on here will condemn something without even giving it a try or giving it a seconds worth of thought.
You are embarrassed by this yet you can sing a song to achy breaky, what the fuck does that mean ?.

Stranded 6:35 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
If you're want to do one to a French tune, do it to the chorus of this. "Dimtri Payet" fits perfectly over the title, just need to make up a verse and pick the tempo up a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY9PY4r83p8

Scraper 6:37 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
HH

Shit lyrics

Try harder

Far Cough 6:39 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Carry on with your stolen unoriginal version of Achy breaky/

To sing yet ANOTHER stolen unoriginal version?

HairyHammer 6:46 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Scraper

Have you ever written a song in your life ?

What makes me laugh is everyone is a critic without being able to add two and two together.

The lyrics to Achy breaky in what way are superior to this ?
You steal something and add the name of your favourite player to it , well my red balls can do that.
What is actually funny is taking you lot who probably cant sing at all and would not know a decent chant if your lives depended on it seriously.

penners28 6:47 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Someone called him DP yesterday

"Come on dp!!!!"

HairyHammer 6:47 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Far cough

Look for my Lyrics anywhere, when you find them come back to me.

I am using music but the lyrics are fresh its never been done before,

Far Cough 6:49 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Well it's the same with the Payet lyrics then isn't it?

They're still original lyrics sung to an unoriginal song, much like your shit lyrics to another unoriginal melody

Scraper 6:50 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
HH

I have

Many

Try harder, as mentioned

Mr Polite 6:54 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
You seriously getting annoyed because people are calling your shit song suggestion shit?

Scraper 6:54 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
I applaud the idea to come up with something new but those lyrics are terrifying

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